Every time I see this

I’m just like 

How I feel about myself.

How I feel when people try to talk to me IRL

How I feel in large groups of people

How I spend my time at home

Anyone else see a reoccurring theme in my celebrity crushes?

So i had this dream last night that someone told me Johnny Depp was going to be at this mall super center signing autographs.
So of course I put on a very cute dress and drove over there asap to go see him. As I stand in line waiting to finally get my chance to meet my hero/ Guy I’ve wanted to bone since I was 14 all of the sudden they said he was done. I got so sad and went to the bar in the mall for a drink. I’m sitting on the bar and I let down my hair and shake my head when the guy I didn’t notice that was sitting next to me turns and says hello. And holy shit it was….HIM. I try not to panic and he tells me I’m beautiful and buys me a drink
For the next few hours we go out and do crazy wonderful romantic things and we end up on the beach. He kisses me hard and we welll… do the nasty. All of the sudden he gets a call and has to rush off he gives me his number and leaves. Then I get so excited as I realized I just spent hours with Johnny fucking Depp. …then I come to the realization nobody will believe me and I don’t even have a.picture to prove it. Then I woke up..
sighhh

Happy birthday Johnny depp :))
You’re 29 years older than me but I’d still jump your bones:)

You are ravenously ravishing I want to lick you from your toes to your brain. You are the most amazing man an earth. I love you for being such a perfect inspiration for how a man should be.

If you had to label what type of blog I was I’d be a Johnny Depp/ Pirate/ self harm/ inspirational quote/ scene emo whatever the fuck type weird girl/ advice blog.

So, if you follow/ blog any of these things Follow me and I’ll follow you back 

I need more blogs to follow

Also If you ever need advice of someone to talk to I’m here for you.

If you had to label what type of blog I was I’d be a Johnny Depp/ Pirate/ self harm/ inspirational quote/ scene emo weird girl/ advice blog.

So, if you follow/ blog any of these things Follow me and I’ll follow you back 

I need more blogs to follow

Also If you ever need advice of someone to talk to I’m here for you.

He’s even a great father.

Johnny Depp can you get more perfect?

no.

If you had to label what type of blog I was I’d be a Johnny Depp/ Pirate/ self harm/ inspirational quote/ scene emo weird girl blog.

so if you follow/ blog any of these things Follow me and i’ll follow you back 

I need more blogs to follow

05. Favorite Johnny Depp & Tim Burton movie

Sweeney Todd!

Reasons why? JOHNNY DEPP SINGS… he effing sings! 

I heard him sing and was like

Its such a twisted love story based on a real life event.

and  HE SINGS!

and murders people

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